THE 6 STAGES OF BOOKING A TRIP TO HEDONISM II

Whether you’re a first-timer to Hedonism II or a repeat offender, chances are you could use a vacation! Between the daily stresses of work, family responsibilities, and even keeping up with the day’s headlines, it can be easy to feel like you’re burning the candle at both ends. So, what to do? Book a trip to Hedo of course! And once you do, strap in and get ready to go through the stages of booking a trip to Hedonism II.

1. Day Dreamin’

Do you catch yourself thinking about the nude side hot tub while doing tasks like washing dishes? Are you at work scrolling through the photo gallery on the hedonism website while you should be finishing a report? If so, welcome to the 1st stage of your Hedo vacay!

2. FOMO

Welcome to stage 2, the fear of missing out stage. At this point, you are feeling more FOMO than a sophomore co-ed studying on a Friday night. During this stage, you may find yourself scrolling through the official Hedonism Facebook group and commenting “wish I was there!” on everyone’s posts, viewing the events calendar and scolding yourself for not having booked.

3. Book It!

If you made it to this stage, congratulations! This is the most important stage in helping cure your Hedo FOMO. You went to Hedo’s Sexy Specials, your room is booked, your flight is scheduled, all your bags are packed and you’re ready to go…in 86 days.

4. Countdown

Ok, so you got a little excited and jumped the gun on packing, but that’s ok! This gives you time to plan the perfect outfit for each theme night and check out who else is going to be there. Set the countdown clock app on your phone and make it super official by posting a screenshot of it online 69 hours before arrival! You’re almost here!

5. Welcome Home

You made it! You’ve endured the flight, pre-gamed at Margaritaville and now you’re at your home away from home! Easily and most definitely the best stage, now is the time to suck back a Dirty Banana (or 4) and enjoy the vacation of a lifetime. Enjoy lazy days in the sun, gourmet food and drink, nightly entertainment and amazing guests from around the world.

6. Start Planning Your Next Trip!

If you just got home from Hedo II, are settling back into your routine and are desperately wishing you were still here, you have officially reached the 6th and final stage. At this point, you can start back at stage 1, however, we encourage you to save time a skip directly to stage 3.

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