Liven’ up your holiday with some frisky, flirty fun. Whether you see your love roasting his…ahem, chestnuts by the open fire or you’re wife needs to be saved from another recipe lecture from her MIL, give your babe a little holiday cheer that reminds them they’ll always be on your nice list. When they least expect it, here are 12 sexy and kinky texts you can send your lover:

1. Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want what I really really want this year?

2. I’d like to jingle your bells and make it a white Christmas this year.

3. Let’s be naughty tonight and save Santa a trip.

4. The only package I want this Christmas is yours.

5. Santa is not the only thing cumming tonight.

6. Can you come over… and bring Santa’s little helper with you?

7. You light me up like a Christmas tree.

8. You make me scream, ‘O Holy Night.’

9. I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree.

10. Wanna Scrooge?

11. Won’t you come jingle my bells?

12. If I say I’m Santa, will you leave the cookie out for me?