Dive into desire with the dirty banana, a provocative blend that’s as sensuous as a midnight dip in the warm Caribbean waters, and as flirtatious as a wink shared across the bar.

Start with a ripe, voluptuous banana. This central ingredient isn’t merely a flavor; it’s an invitation to indulge, a call to let loose and savor the wild, delicious abandon that is quintessentially Hedonism. The soft curve, the smooth texture, the tropical taste – every nuance of the banana hints of the delights awaiting you.

To this, a yummy pour of Tia Maria, this Jamaican coffee liqueur is an ode to our vibrant land, a sultry hint of depth that lends the cocktail a mischievous twist. Its robust flavor wraps around the banana’s sweetness, in an embrace that’s equal parts passionate and playful.

Sprinkle in sugar, as per your longing. Whether you desire just a hint of sweetness or an intense rush, the choice is yours. Add milk or cream, velvety as a lover’s caress, enriching the cocktail with a creamy dreaminess that’s impossible to resist.

Now, let the magic unfold. Add ice and blend until the Dirty Banana reaches its perfect consistency: creamy, dreamy, and decadently chilled.

Hedo’s Dirty Banana

  • 1 medium banana
  • 1-1 1/2 oz. Tia Maria
  • table sugar to taste
  • milk or cream
  • add ice & blend